Things you’ll never hear from a Redneck

I live in the U.S. South so I can speak freely. Please keep in mind this is all in good fun 🙂 Things you’ll never hear from a Redneck: 1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex” 2. “Duct tape won’t fix that.” 3. “Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.” 4. “We don’t […]

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I live in the U.S. South so I can speak freely. Please keep in mind this is all in good fun 🙂

Things you’ll never hear from a Redneck:

1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”
2. “Duct tape won’t fix that.”
3. “Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.”
4. “We don’t keep firearms in this house.”
5. “You can’t feed that to the dog.”
6. “I thought Graceland was tacky.”
7. “No kids in the back of the pick-up…it’s not safe.”
8. “Professional wresslin’s fake.”
9. “Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?”
10. “We’re vegetarians.”
11. “Do you think my hair is too big?”
12. “I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.”
13. “Honey, these bonsai trees need watering.”
14. “I don’t understand the appeal of NASCAR.”
15. “Give me the small bag of pork rinds.”
16. “Deer heads detract from the decor.”
17. “Spitting is such a nasty habit.”
18. “Trim the fat off that steak.”
19. “Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.”
20. “The tires on that truck are too big.”
21. “I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad.”
22. “I’ve got it all on a DVD disk.”
23. “Unsweetened tea tastes better.”
24. “Would you like your fish poached or broiled?”
25. “My fiance is registered at Tiffany’s.”
26. “She’s too old to be wearing that bikini.”
27. “Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?”
28. “Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.”
29. “I believe you cooked those green beans too long.”
30. “Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.”
31. “Elvis who?”
32. “Checkmate.”

 

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This is friggin hilarious! mrgreen

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I cant do nothing but laugh at them 😂😂😂😂 because they are so right